Saturday, December 12, 2009

Lists as a window into the soul

Having been touched by Becca's recent list related blog and to take a page from an older blog of mine ("Aarushi's Freaky Little Lists" which I deleted in a fit of embarrassment) as well as an attempt to write anything not too serious in subject matter, I've decided to post some lists.

People to Whom I say, "Really?"
  1. Those who walk up Bascom Hill or any other hill smoking a cigarette.
  2. People who pack up very very loudly five minutes before the end of lecture, ignoring the teacher who is raising his voice to be heard.
  3. People who pay the extra 2 dollars to have their pizza carried up the stairs for them in campus housing.
  4. People who spell people's names wrong, or pronounce them using letters not present in the spelling itself when reading it
  5. The person who decided not to put flaming hot cheetos in the inventory for Rheta's. (see photo. Hot fries are not a suitable substitute.)
  6. The person who put the "for sanitation napkins" waste basket right next to where the person sits down on the toilet so that it is dangerously close to touching the person's arm.
  7. Whoever invented finals.
  8. Low-rise jeans innovators and the people who name the styles(e.g. "the lowest rise")
  9. Anyone who gives someone flack for breaking a "fashion rule" when they are obviously pulling it off.
  10. Social conservatives who waste funds just to ruin someone else's life.
(Amendments to come at later dates)


1 comment:

becca said...

ok, well in my defense, i have little if any fashion knowledge, so please forgive me.